1.22.2010

Meeting people you don't know, don't like and possibly have nothing to say to but want to avoid awkward silences? Here are Four Conversation Topics you absolutely cannot go wrong with in Winter 2010.

1. Lady Gaga: "Should we take her seriously?", "Is she for real?", "Do you buy it?"

2. Avatar: "Did you see it? ... In 3-D?"

3. Jersey Shore: "'Disgusting!' 'Right?! I know!'"

4. Apple Tablet: "It is going to change the world," "Does it really have a projector?", "Do you think it will beat the Kindle?!"

Or, you can just read these helpful tips.
Three Young Hungover Swedish Hipsters + The Internet + North Korea + One Suit Wearing Dentist = Brilliant Business Strategy.


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1.20.2010

A bit of hilarious uptown condescension from The New Yorker for The Jersey Shore.

"The nickname, he explained on The Tonight Show came from an incident in a club when a couple walked by him and the woman was so captivated by his abs that she pointed at them. Mike’s friends said to him, 'Dude, that’s a situation right there.' 'And I said, "Yeah, I guess that is a situation," and it stuck.' We both do and don’t know what he means—I take it to mean that his abs have magnetic qualities and that his mere appearance in a room can have tectonic consequences. In fact, Mike has synecdochically enlarged that concept to denote his entire being: The Situation isn’t only what he calls his abs; it’s also his nickname for himself. 'I just have unbelievable mass appeal'..."

Full article here.

1.19.2010

idk what to tell you, this site is really informative and also updated which is pretty cool so like i recommend it.

what's your fav 4 loko flav?

1.16.2010



nicki minaj harajuku-barbie KILLS IT EVERYTIME r-r-roger that.

1.15.2010

how can this be real?

1.14.2010


collection marc jacobs, promised gift to the art institute of chicago

1.12.2010

sayings for a better 2010:
mind your own beeswax
one and you're done
"no offense but..."/"to be honest..."
up your butt and around the corner!
sike mug
ROGER DAT!
it's the beginning of the new year and i bet you are alone! listen to moby.



1.08.2010

just stumbled across this. it's miss-listed, it's not by lil' guy but jamrock (???) 'i know she know.' a total gem, sounds like hood preschoolers.

'baby i'm a rapper so my swagger's off the hook/you could be my paper and i would be your book'

1.03.2010

the chillest album